Alien Consumer debris in Trecynon

Posted on December 22nd, 2006 filed in X-Files

A few weeks ago a large metal-framed box appeared in Trecynon, adjacent to the Doctor’s Surgery (see photograph). Staff at Park Surgery and the Local Health Trust claim that this is temporary office space whilst builders extend the Surgery. This was an unconvincing explanation and therefore we decided to investigate further…

The scene of enquiry was observed for a number of days, watched by some one disguised as a variety of local flora (privet hedge, bramble bush etc). No human being was seen going in or out of this metal … ‘office’. None of the local residents questioned saw the metallic structure being erected. It seemed to appear overnight… therein lies a clue to the origin of this structure. It wasn’t put there by humans, it simply fell from the sky.

The photo above has been rotated to illustrate our theory. What does this box remind you of ? It looks very similar to a giant computer case. We believe that this could be a piece of alien consumer electronics and most probably a form of consumer debris. Perhaps a discarded ipod-type device from outer space. Our investigation will remain open. The truth is out there some where in Aberdare.